Tuesday, May 26, 2009
In Your Wildest Dreams, Not Mine
Yesterday, my loving husband decided to share a picture he was emailed. It's not the first time that he has been generous enough to share pictures of half naked woman, but it was the first time he shared with a purpose.
For some reason, beyond my realm of comprehension, my husband believes that I should have a try at wearing this fishing line creation. He said this sober! Though I'm flattered that he thinks I could pull it off, I'm going with my gut and saying no way in hell!
You see after two kids it's just not an option for me. I am not a troll, but non troll isn't good enough when you are talking about fishing line and strips of fabric. I don't know if this chick has ever had kids. God bless her, if she has and still looks like this. I'm sure the reaction on the faces of these onlookers would be much different, maybe something more like this, if I walked by wearing that.