Tuesday, May 26, 2009

In Your Wildest Dreams, Not Mine




Yesterday, my loving husband decided to share a picture he was emailed. It's not the first time that he has been generous enough to share pictures of half naked woman, but it was the first time he shared with a purpose.

For some reason, beyond my realm of comprehension, my husband believes that I should have a try at wearing this fishing line creation. He said this sober! Though I'm flattered that he thinks I could pull it off, I'm going with my gut and saying no way in hell!

You see after two kids it's just not an option for me. I am not a troll, but non troll isn't good enough when you are talking about fishing line and strips of fabric. I don't know if this chick has ever had kids. God bless her, if she has and still looks like this. I'm sure the reaction on the faces of these onlookers would be much different, maybe something more like this, if I walked by wearing that.




6 comments:

~Static~ said...

Well..anybody could wear banana peels over their bits, but should anyone (incl this girl) really be wearing that?

Lemme guess. This captured moment was in Florida.

If any woman wants that kind of attention, I say go naked..it's less hassle, and continues to leave little to the imagination.

zsazhelle the tramadolpink piglet said...

At least they would still have their eyes on you nonetheless lol. Given this unique barrel-shaped figure of mine with more than 80 lbs. to its credit, they would have fainted on the spot due to cardiac arrest if I had strutted my flabs before them. But on a positive note, I really don't have to wear something so skimpy just to get noticed, with this size anyone I know of can recognize me even if I'm away.

Lipstick said...

Oh my....the amount of surgery that I would need to cover up all the stretch marks...

Dust'n Lint said...

I could wear that !

Kirsten said...

Dust'n Lint, please post pics : )

Dust'n Lint said...

You saw them at Woodsterman and they unnerved you ... LOL