Thursday, July 23, 2009
Me: Who's there?
Guy: David with blah blah cancer information center
Me: (open door just a bit) Can I help you? (puzzled about door to door cancer education program)
Guy: I would love to share with you important information about cancer.
Me: From that 8 inch thick binder?
Guy: Yes ma'am, there's so much people don't know. This information could save your life!
Me: Really (said sarcastically)? Except sir you came here last year and wasted 30 minutes of my life. Come to find out you weren't the cancer information fairy, you are just a loser that uses cancer to sell insurance. You need to get off my front porch.
(Man's eyes grow large. You can see the wheels turning. He goes for another try)
Guy: Cancer is a very dangerous disease. You need to protect yourself. Please let me help you. You will be sorry if you don't educate yourself.
Me: Oh David, trust me I'm up to date on my cancer info. And rest assure I'm protected... and that I'm gonna empty the clip.
(David decided to leave)
How was your day?